Sex and Cycling

Friday, August 18, 2006

A Typical Day of Cycling and Sex

Got out for my ride this morning at about 8:30 and blasted up Highway 49 in my 54. When I got to the bike trail I kicked in the afterburners and shifted into the 67. I've been feeling really strong recently. My weight is down to 180, the love handles are totally gone, and my legs and arms are pure muscle.

When I got back home, there was another message on the answering machine from Kathy. She has been calling a lot recently, making it clear that she wants to screw badly. I'm not responding because she just doesn't meet my standards for looks. I don't believe in putting a bag over their head. Besides, I know she is just looking for a guy with money, and I have no intention of ever spending my dough on a woman again. What a bottomless pit!

Lisa came over after work for a couple of quickies. God, what a body that girl has! She's 53 years old and has a 38" chest and, amazingly, her tits are still perky. They don't sag much at all. When she takes off her blouse, I really get sprung! I blasted her good, a couple of times, just like last time. She really digs my body, especially the way I pull her ass into me. She says she hasn't had such good orgasms since she was a young girl and sex was a new experience. Then I asked her why she came over after work this time, rather than before, and she explained that when she came over here on Tuesday, on her way to work, I shot her full of so much sperm that she was dripping all day at work. She kept having to go to the womens' room to wipe down her pussy and thighs, but it just kept dripping. Finally she asked one of her co-workers to borrow a sanitary napkin to put in her panties. The co-worker told her, "I thought you said you were already through menopause", and Lisa told her she was just "spotting". The co-worker got all concerned that the "spotting" might be a sign of cervical cancer. I thought that was pretty funny. If she only knew the truth!

After Lisa left, I went shopping at the Albertson's and saw Marilyn, the woman who lives in the housing development bordering my parcel. I gave her a big, friendly "hello" and she asked me what I have been up to. I could tell she is also interested in fucking. She also has a really big chest, but not the flat stomach and narrow waist that Lisa has, and she's not nearly as good looking as Lisa. A little variety would be nice, though, so I asked her out for dinner next week. She wanted to get together this weekend, but I told her I already had plans, which is true. Nate is going to come over this weekend, and we're going to do some long, hard rides, which will be more fun than screwing some woman, anyway.

Tomorrow I think Nate and I will do the Plymouth loop. I'm sure that Nate will kick my butt, as usual, but it is really good training trying to keep up with him. More later.